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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Jews like to give rim jobs? Because it's too close to the gas chamber. I'll show myself out"

"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"

"Mosquitoes... God's way of making us slap ourselves!!"

"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."

"In order to promote progress I think the next session of congress should be sent to the moon. I just feel that they would make a greater impact."

"How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!"

"I've got good news and bad news: the bad news is that it's either trump or Hillary for president... The good news is that by 2020 America will be in ruins and Kanye will never get a chance to run."

"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"

"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"

"What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator? Muhammed muhammed muhammena."