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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Jews like to give rim jobs? Because it's too close to the gas chamber. I'll show myself out"

"Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood"

"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"

"I've wanted to have a conversation with my wife about getting each of us Segways to ride around town in... But whenever I bring it up she always changes the topic."

"My kids have enough energy to run 10,000 laps around the house but get tired walking around the block. I call bullshit."

"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."

"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."

"We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one."

"what's brown and sticky? A stick."

"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"