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Joke of the Day
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere."
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"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"The documentary who? Knock Knock Who's there? The documentary The documentary who? The documentary Hoop Dreams."
"A snake met an elephant one day and laughed 'Look at you, you have a dick on your face!' The elephant replied, 'Better than you, your face is on your dick!'"
"I told my friend she drew her eye brows on too high... She looked surprised."
"What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot."
"How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal."
"Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"
"Two go through a tunnel, says the third to the fourth: "" I think we're five"". Says the sixth: ""I don't get it""."
"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."