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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."

"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"

"Saturday in my 20's: ""Nice, this club is hot! gimme a Vodka tonic!"" Tonight: ""Nice, grocery store is empty, ooh I got coupon for that !!"""

"Why do Baptists have so many children? They only use holy condoms."

"What do you call two physicians? A paradox"

"Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes."

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Slap a nipple on it."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? zero"