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Joke of the Day
"A man left his wife because he found out she was a prostitute and, boy, had he rung up a bill!"
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"I made a belt out of a bunch of watches, But my friends told me it was a waist of time"
"What's a tick's favorite food? A tic tac"
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"Dear women, if you want men to look at your face and not your chest ..... Eat a banana!"
"If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair."
"[my husband turning onto our street] ""know what I think?"" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. ""we've been down this road before"""
"A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German."
"When I see someone laughing to themselves in public, I love to imagine what they're thinking about, even though deep down I know: it's memes"
"Did you hear about that golfer who sang a song every time he hit a wayward ball? They say he made a fore tune!"