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Joke of the Day
"Wife: My family is coming over. Me: ....? Wife: PANTS! PUT ON PANTS!"
Next Joke
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man. So I stuck it in her ass and called her Steve"
"hi yeah I'm here about the junior executive position. my skills? well I'm SUPER GOOD at playing video games i found too difficult as a child"
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"How do you know someone is a vegan? Oh don't worry, they'll fucking tell you"
"*lays in bed* ""Did I leave the oven on? When's the last time I even baked anything? Like 6 months? I should probably still check to be sure"""
"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."
"A guy walks into a pub he was hiding from the police after they shot his family for j walking"
"Why are there so few professional pedophiles? Most of them prefer playing in the minors."
"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."