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Joke of the Day

"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."

"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."

"If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave."

"The embarrassment when you wake up to find your panties hanging from a chandelier and think, how did I end up in a place with a chandelier?"

"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."

"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"

"If I'm busy and see an interesting article, I open it in a new tab, read the first paragraph, and later, when I have time, close the tab"

"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"

"""Let's go with a clown, a penguin, and a guy that tells riddles."" - The guy who came up with batman's villains."