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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a condom and a parachute? Well when condom fails a life comes, when parachute fails a life goes."

"Yes ma'am, my address is 391 Easy Street... ...that's 'E' as in Eye, 'A' as in Are, 'S' as in Sea, and 'Y' as in You."

"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."

"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."

"Found in a bar in Charleston... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *"

"Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes."

"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."

"If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It"

"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"

"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."