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Joke of the Day

"Yes ma'am, my address is 391 Easy Street... ...that's 'E' as in Eye, 'A' as in Are, 'S' as in Sea, and 'Y' as in You."

"I'm currently in a very serious relationship ,we don't even smile ."

"I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."

"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"

"""That guy is such a douche-bag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!"" women"

"What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)"

"I lost my to-do list I don't know what to do"

"Me: We broke up. Male Friend: You okay? You need to talk? Shoulder to cry on? You want to come over? Go to dinner? Sleep with me finally?"