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Joke of the Day

"Please help! I desperately need a joke about an Irishman."

"I use to worry I was a nihilist... but then I realized I don't care."

"No, you hang up first. Me to Pizza Hut"

"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."

"Would you give a blowjob for a million dollars? Yes? Can I get a dollar's worth?"

"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"I would tell you a good cheesy joke, But I lactase"

"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"

"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."

"Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma..."