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Joke of the Day
"What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? Jesus"
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"Why is ""fuck you"" an insult? I mean, i fuck my self every day"
"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."
"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"
"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"
"What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison"
"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""
"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."
"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."