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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens? A Coo Clucks Clan"

"It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley."

"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads."

"My Acquaintance said he'd make a better electrician than me. I told that cunt I wouldn't be too phased."

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"

"What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven."

"What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby"