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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slutty clown? The town unicycle."

"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."

"Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs."

"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."

"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."

"I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York."

"Did you hear about that new broom? It's sweeping the nation!"

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. [Credit Jack Handy, I believe]"