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Joke of the Day

"Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water."

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"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""
"How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream"
"Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."
"Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind."
"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"
"Atheist Sam's grand-daughter Saudi Atheist Sam gets an email that his new grand-daughter is named Saudi. His first response? Jesus!"
"Why the Chinese aren't democratic Because their leaders can't bring themselves to say 'We need to have a great election; People will come from all over the country'"
"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years... ... then we met"