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Joke of the Day
"Once you've seen an Elephant attacked by a lion... You've seen a maul."
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"My advice is to make money the old fashioned way (by intercepting Spanish galleons transporting gold from the New World)."
"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"
"The wedding card selection at this store blows. Lots of ""Congrats"" and ""Best wishes"" but no ""I still question your sexuality"" anywhere."
"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."
"Long jokes... are never well received by members of the Wang clan."
"hear about the gay indian? he's a brave sucker...."
"Seems to me the guy who named sneakers was up to no good."
"What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."
"If I were Jesus, I'd change all the water on waterslides to wine because how awesome would winoslides be?"