11082

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn't get off on the standard deviation"

"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."

"I'm going to major in Marijuana when I go to college... I hear it's a growing field."

"What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet? A STOOL Pigeon"

"*1st date* [be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] so where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*"

":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."

"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"

"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"

"How does a vagina tell time? With a twatch"

"This guy came up to me and told me that he fucked my mom My step dad is weird as fuck"