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Joke of the Day
"When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked."
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"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing."
"China's rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png"
"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."
"5: daddy can I tell you a secret? Me: sure thing buddy 5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands"
"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."
"I used to be a necrophiliac... til the rotten cunt split on me"
"Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table? Circumference"