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Joke of the Day

"How do you sink a polish war ship? You put it in water"

"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"

"Sheep A Welshman was asked how many sexual conquests he had. He began counting them................and fell asleep."

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"You said you wanted my advice, but I see you haven't f*cked off or died yet."

"My kids challenged me to a cartwheel contest. Long story short, now my chiropractor has a new boat."

"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"

"I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it ""Maybe I am The Problem""."