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Joke of the Day

"Every chef on Chopped's like ""I was medically dead for 3 yrs & my wife married the guy who pushed me off that bridge. My specialty is bao."""

"I figured out the solution to iceis We just kick them under the fridge."

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling."

"Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes."

"A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now."

"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."

"I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats... Prophets are through the roof"

"Well that's a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I'm doing"