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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks"

"Maybe Michael J. Fox could get a new show where his character doesn't have Parkinson's but he's a conductor aboard a moving train."

"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."

"Why do jews like jail Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry"

"A girl asked her brother If he could help her move her stuff to her new house and he refused and she asked him why He said he couldn't be her brother and assister too"

"3 mods walk into a strip club [removed]"

"I never knew what nationality Santa was until now. I just found out that he is actually North Polish."

"Realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication..."

"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."