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Joke of the Day

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."

"Twilight and Hostess are over. It's a sad day for fat girls."

"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now."

"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """

"Someone asked me, ""How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"" I responded with, ""How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"""

"What weighs 20 times a North Korean? Kim Jong Un."

"There was a time when I was thin. Sure I was six years old, but I'm confident I can get back in those clothes."

"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"

"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."