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Joke of the Day

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."

"In Tesla Motors you... Don't drive car, car drives you."

"Grapes.. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?.. BREATHE IDIOT, BREATHE."

"People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."

"I threw my cat a surprise party. Long story short, I need 30 stitches and learned I should never scream 'SURPRISE' directly in my cat's face"

"I think the little ledges in front of windows are silly."

"Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot."

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"If an interviewer asks you: ""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" say ""I don't know, did you see me pull up in a DaLorean?"""

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"