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Joke of the Day

"When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us."

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"Of course most gay men dress well... they spent more than enough time in the closet!"

"Agnostics have commitment issues."

"Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!"

"How do you spell women backwards? Kitchen"

"My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices. I've chosen a goat."

"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."

"It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine"

"What's the difference between a campfire and a bedroom? When things start heating up in the bedroom, the wood gets wetter."