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Joke of the Day

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"Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!"

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."

"Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? ""He wanted to be a hentertainer."""

"SpaceX to begin development on their new pocket rocket. For when you want an *explosive* orgasm."

"I know a good joke about hipsters. You've probably never heard it."

"Shitty one-liner: Giiirl, you can call me Saturday-Sunday, cuz I'm all you're gonna be doin' this weekend. Is this a thing? It feels like it has to have been a thing and I just forgot where."

"(1st day in heaven) Me: Whoa- is that Elvis? Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators"

"What's a dragracers favourite meal? Brake-fast"

"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"