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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton and Nickelback are on a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America"
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"What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around? A private investigator."
"TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place."
"A guy goes to the doctor... He says, ""Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye."" The doctor asks, ""Did you take out the spoon?"""
"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"
"When I was young, you could go into a corner shop with 1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, there's CCTV everywhere."
"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar . . ."
"Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out? He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)"
"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"