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Joke of the Day
"Dr: do you have kids? me: yes I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? me: yes I have 3 kids"
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"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"
"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."
"Why are there no black snowmen? WHITE POWDER!!!"
"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."
"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."
"Did you know that men are more successful than women in committing suicides? Ladies, can you gals do anything right?"
"If you ever see a sloth moving a little faster than usual, it's because he's trying to get to a party before the hors d'oeuvres are gone."
"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""
"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."