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Joke of the Day

"Dr: do you have kids? me: yes I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? me: yes I have 3 kids"

"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"

"How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a lightbulb? I wouldn't know, mine's never around. (Alternately: ""Well, he went out to get one..."")"

"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

"How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws."

"Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones."

"Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: ""Fav Law of Thermodynamics?"" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?"

"Why do Black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."