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Joke of the Day
"How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as they can find a way in."
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"A sign in the Zoo: Please, do no throw bananas in the dolphins' pool! 1. The dolphins do not eat bananas. 2. By now 3 monkeys have drowned. Thanks for understanding."
"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"
"A man walks into a bar The bartender says ""watch where you're going"""
"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."
"""well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"" is how i like to address pretty much everyone"
"What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ? A brief case."
"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."
"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."
"Honey I Shrunk The Kids And Then I Shrunk The Lawnmower And They Are Riding It Around My Head And Giving Me A Haircut It Is Awesome"