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Joke of the Day

"Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me."

"You've probably heard this joke before. It's hilearious."

"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"

"If I were Zorro, I'd hand out business cards with a Z on them. That way I wouldn't have to take my sword everywhere."

"Twitter, because my work isn't just going to ignore itself."

"What is the first sign of spring? Two rednecks carrying a heater into the pawn shop."

"I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com"

"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."

"Why ed has no girlfriend? Cz sheeran"

"Did you hear about the uncircumcised volcano? It was covered in smagma."