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Joke of the Day
"I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell."
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"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"Orange is the new white rest are black."
"My roofing business is having a great promotion right now... If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house."
"Calling ""shotgun"" is great way to lighten the mood when getting in the squad car after the cops arrest you."
"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."
"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"
"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."
"Women are like Alarm Clocks. It's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up."
"*makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit"