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Joke of the Day
"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."
Next Joke
"Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?"
"What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up? ereptile dysfunction"
"What can't you call a black priest Father..."
"What do you call an ant sized villain? The *ant*agonist."
"Need a Polygon ? Why not Trape**z**oidberg"
"What kind of drugs do ducks use? Quack."
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"
"What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down? ""Let's get the flock out of here"""