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Joke of the Day

"Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed"

"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."

"If you were playing a drinking game where you took a sip every time they said ""Lebron,"" you'd die."

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"Wrong spellers.. Untie!!"

"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"

"Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu"

"Processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can This is now a spam post."

"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."