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Joke of the Day

"You don't hear about Rowan Atkinson much these days. It's probably because he's a has-*bean*."

"I think it's kinda gross to have sex in bed After all it's where I eat"

"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."

"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."

"A baby seal walks in to a club. . . ."

"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"

"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"

"I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE DIED ARE YOU OKAY - my mom"

"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous ..."

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."