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Joke of the Day
"A duck walks into a bar and says ""Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"""
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"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"
"The hay in baby Jesus's manger came from Christian Bales."
"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."
"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"
"""Mom, I'm an adult. There's nothing left for you to show me."" (*folds a fitted sheet*) ""TEACH ME YOUR SORCERY, LINEN WIZARD"""
"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"
"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"