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Joke of the Day

"How did the barber win the race? He knew a **short cut!** ^I'm ^sorry"

"You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no."

"The world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun...which shines out my ass."

"Dear Autocorrect, She's an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks. And now I'm never getting laid."

"What does an egg say to another egg? Nothing, eggs can't talk."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."

"I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators... All I wanted was to complete the circle of life."

"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."

"What do you call a short cowboy? Subdude"

"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."