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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi?"
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"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."
"What do a fag and a parrot have in common? Shit on their stick"
"Why don't cows play poker? Because it's a high steaks game"
"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""
"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."
"When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running."
"[first date] Me: You into role playing? Her: Kinky, what do you have in mind? Me: You fake a heart attack and we get our meal for free."
"The guy will stand up to get knocked down But the girl will lie down to get knocked up"
"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"