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Joke of the Day

"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"

"Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however"

"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"

"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"

"Here's a really old one I"

"Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?"

"What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite? An autistocrat."

"Jesus: remember disciples, everything the light touches is god's kingdom Judas: um, isn't that from the Lion King? Jesus: *glares at Judas*"

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"

"What did the rock say when he had to leave his girlfriend for a long time? I pumice I'll come back soon!"