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Joke of the Day

"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"

"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"

"I formed a band with my therapy group. It was fun for a while, but we couldn't make it big. Our album 'Appetite for Self-Destruction' didn't do well with the critics."

"New years- the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early"

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me a racist, a lot of black people would try to rob me"

"It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching."

"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."

"Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book? Wok this way."

"What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath? One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap."

"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"