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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."

"Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna."

"Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!"

"[wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?"

"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."

"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"

"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind It's to cheesy."

"What does a Jewish man, an Asian man, and a black man have in common? They all like cantaloupe."

"America thought about using fat as a currency... ...but there was too much inflation."