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Joke of the Day

"volcano = glory hole for the Gods"

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"I swallowed two strings by accident, and when I finally passed them they were miraculously tied together I shit you knot"

"If women only knew of the horrors men have imagined to prevent premature ejaculation. We've seen things. Horrible horrible things."

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"

"Why Snoop Dogg can't eat a hotdog... Because he drops it like it's hot!"

"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."

"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."

"Change is hard, especially the nickel."

"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."