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Joke of the Day

"Why Snoop Dogg can't eat a hotdog... Because he drops it like it's hot!"

"Sometimes I think I am a bad mother because I don't like wine."

"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"

"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"

"The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile"

"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."

"No matter how bad it gets, you're always better than anyone fatter than you."

"Why do Jews hate water? Because the last one that stepped into a shower got bad gas."

"3 K's don't a right They make a white"

"A french gymnast is getting ready to perform... His coach walks up and says, ""Break a leg!"""