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Joke of the Day

"The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"A man just came up and threw milk in my face. How dairy."

"Tony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!"

"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"

"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."

"If my ""check engine"" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it."

"You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!*"

"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."

"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."

"[interview] BOSS: How many words can you type a minute? ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean? ME: Well, like for example, pickle"