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Joke of the Day

"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."

"It was an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."

"What do you call a gay man's nut sack? Mud Flaps"

"Chicken pot pie. My three favourite things."

"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"

"I'm going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil........ Never mind. It's pointless."

"The person who invented knock knock jokes Deserves a *no-bell* prize"

"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place."

"I wasn't sure about the idea of a beard at first But its growing on me."

"I like my women like a microwave. She is hot and kills all the babies i put inside her."