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Joke of the Day

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"I've decided to sell my hoover... well, well, it was just collecting dust."

"The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there."

"Always wondered why female sentence fragments are so chill No period"

"What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?"

"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"

"Doctor, Doctor!! I think my wife is dead. What do you mean you ""think"" she's dead, either she is or she isn't. Well, the sex is the same but the dishes in the sink are piling up."

"Girl i heared you like bad boys I don't like bragging but i am so bad that when my mom tells me i can eat only one cookie i eat two!"

"My sister told me she is going to become fucking rich... I didn't know she wanted to be a porn actress"

"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"