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Joke of the Day
"You'd think with all the hiking Dora the Explorer does, she'd be thinner."
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"What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons? They both cantaloupe."
"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."
"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."
"Warning: Never play poker with Tarot cards... I got a full house once and 4 people died"
"There's a restaurant in hell. Their food is to die for."
"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."
"Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had."
"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""
"I had a bukkake party last night. It was a disaster. Nobody came. Edit: Wow! While I was gone this really...exploded."