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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that went through the hostages head? A bullet."
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"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say ""in Jesus name amen"""
"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"
"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"Why do people get addicted to meth? Because they didn't think of the aftermeth."
"I take issue with people stealing magazines."
"How do you know shes the one? Because she Gives you a blowjobs even when she's dead."
"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune..."
"Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours."
"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."