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Joke of the Day

"Women are like Fruits. Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!"

"Who will inherit all of Trump's money? His hair."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a woman? The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time."

"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"

"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."

"Job interview: - Good morning - Good morning - Have you got a twitter account? - Yes - Ok, thanks for your time. We'll get back to you"

"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"

"Text to wife: ""Would you bring me my "" and my phone suggests ""girlfriend."" My phone is trying to kill me."

"Q: How do you make any watch a stopwatch? A: Don't wind it."

"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."