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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage"
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"What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ? 'amhid'"
"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."
"The elephant and the naked man. What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you eat with that?"" :D"
"""Now, tell me I'm pretty"" -me as a hypnotist"
"How can you tell if someone is ticklish? You use test tickles"
"""Honey, am I fat?"" ""No, not at all"" ""You're lying"" ""I swear. By the way, you got something on your chin... no, the other one"""
"I went to the Zoo the other day, but all it had was one dog. It was a shitzu."
"Jarndyce and Jarndyce walk into a bar... The barman says: ""Why the long case?"""
"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."