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Joke of the Day
"Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards."
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"I once asked a friend what he would do if the world was going to end. He told me he would fuck anything that moves. He then asked me the same question. I told him I'd stand very very still."
"If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael"
"few things sound worse than getting smurfed in 3D"
"What do you call a Mormon action hero? Jean-Claude Van Darn"
"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"How do Jedi warm up for sexy time? Forceplay"
"Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!"
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"