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Joke of the Day

"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk."

"There are three people with four cigarettes on a boat. None of them have a lighter or matches. What do they do? Throw a cigarette over-board so the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter!"

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated? WASWAS."

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."

"To me, drink responsibly means don't f?cking spill it"

"How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un."

"Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks."