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Joke of the Day
"""I have no porpoise!"" -existential marine biologist."
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"My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose."
"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"
"I once illegally parked my vechile at a Foot Fetishists Convention to grab some good next door My vehicle got toed."
"Why don't tortoises wear scarves? They have turtlenecks"
"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"
"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, I fucking hate repeating myself."
"I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves."