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Joke of the Day
"How much does a hipster weigh? .. An instagram"
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"There's good climate in heaven, but a better company in hell."
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
"Here's your social security card. It's paper and has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."
"Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache. Nice one, puberty."
"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."
"You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg"
"When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time"
"""What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?"" ""An octopus?"" ""No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"""
"I don't know how I'm going to get out of bed tomorrow now that I live in a world without Cecil the Lion."