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Joke of the Day

"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."

"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"

"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"

"These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo"

"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"

"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"

"I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*."

"I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane."

"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."