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Joke of the Day

"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"

"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"

"There was a massive fight in the chip shop yesterday! A fish got battered."

"[God creating cheesecake] GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good ANGEL: shouldn't u share it? GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]"

"What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies? A Subway full of live ones."

"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."

"I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched."

"What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? They both like girls"

"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."

"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"